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SaladMatch.com Is Real (Sort Of) And SaladMatch.com Is Your Dating Site (Totally)

Oh boy. It gets better/worse. From the About page:

Life is busy. Who has time for dating? SaladMatch.com was designed for the busy young professional like yourself who lives a healthy lifestyle and is looking to get to know like minded individuals. While most dating sites match couples based on conventional interests like hobbies, work, or religion, SaladMatch links you with your salad soulmate based on which Just Salad location you frequent, when you frequent it, and what ingredients you love in your salad.

“Good grief.” –Charles Brown.

“I WANT TO GET MARRIED IN A BOWL OF VEGETABLES!” — You.

(Thanks for the tip, Mary.)