That’s Your Boyfriend: Meatwad’s Owner’s Roommate

“Things have been going really well between us, my boyfriend and I, and I’m hoping that we can move in together soon. I mean, that’s my dream, at least. We haven’t really talked about it. He’s always too busy blowing burps in my face and making up new nicknames for my breasts. But, like I said, things are going really well between us, maybe even great. He doesn’t have a job or any real hobbies, which is great, because it means more time for me, even if that time is spent doing “impersonations” of my voice that are just fart noises, or playing a rented videogame. The important thing is being with this man, who I love.”

(Via Dlisted.)