Similar to the first three cycles, the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. The show will include Jeremy London (Party of Five, 7th Heaven), Rachel Uchitel (Infamous Party Planner), Janice Dickinson (The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency), Leif Garrett (Musician), Frankie Lons (Keyshia Cole’s mother), Jason Wahler (The Hills) and Jason Davis (Socialite).
Oh sure. It just so happens that Jeremy London was kidnapped by people after they helped him fix his car and drove his wife home, at which point they definitely held a gun to his head and forced him to “smoke drugs” and also buy alcohol for people in the neighborhood (this story never gets less confusing nor less hilarious) but he ALSO needs help via the services of a Vh1 reality show to deal with his addiction. TWO SEPARATE UNRELATED THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING IN HIS NORMAL LIFE, BOTH OF THEM VERY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL BASED ON LIES OR DELUSIONAL SELF-OBSESSION. The end. (Or is it?) (Jeremy London is my totem.)