The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Shit Just Got Real

Fresh Air, your mom’s favorite late night talk show (in bed by 4PM, no BUTS), has been censored in Mississippi. Because of an interview with Louis C.K. From Jewcy:

Terry Gross is a little too risque for Mississippi Public Radio. According to a statement issued by director Dr. Judith Lewis:

“Too often Fresh Air’s interviews include gratuitous discussions on issues of an explicit sexual nature. We believe that most of these discussions do not contribute to or meaningfully enhance serious-minded public discourse on sexual issues. Our listeners who wish to hear Fresh Air may find it online.”

Haha, yeah. TOO OFTEN is right. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve turned on Fresh Air only to hear Seymour Hersch talking about raw-dogging it. There was also that time that that young journalist who was imprisoned in Iran described her favorite position (HINT: it is very gross and very sex.) Here is the portion of the interview with Louis C.K. that burned up all the ears down there:

Louis CK: But if I’m with a woman and she wants to be with me, she must like me. I definitely have sex with my T-shirt on, always. I haven’t had sex without a shirt on, God, since I was about 23.
Terry Gross: Is that true?
LCK: Yeah, I just don’t think that’s fair. I mean, you know, let her think she’s with somebody decent, you know? … I do have sex sometimes on the show, and there’s a rule that I have to be on my back.
TG: Why, because your stomach flattens?
LCK: Well, no, God, no. I’m not laying back in that bed thinking, “I look awesome right now.” It’s because I think I should always be the victim of the sex. I don’t think anyone wants to see me looming over her. I think that’s an upsetting image. And then also, the mother-dog stomach that I get when I’m … you get the point.

Personally, I think they should put Terry Gross in jail for what she has done. And Louis C.K. should have to register as a sex offender. Because life is precious, and God, and the Bible. (Thanks for the tip, Nick and Shoogyboomz.)