Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Is Our Generation’s Bethenny Getting Married?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 trailer, you guys:

There is a new show on Bravo this season that I have not watched (and will not watch), but which makes me laugh every time an ad comes on TV for it: Bethenny Getting Married?. The premise is that Bethenny Frankel of the Real Housewives of New York is engaged to be married, but WILL SHE? Of course, for better or for worse, we knew the answer to that long before the show ever started when photos were published on the Internet of BETHENNY GETTING MARRIED. I’m not saying you can’t make a show about someone getting married just because you know how it all turns out, I’m sure that it is the journey not the destination (ugh). But if that is the case, do you really need A QUESTION MARK IN THE TITLE?

It is not like the Harry Potter franchise is the first book to ever be adapted for the big screen. I’m not saying that. Why would I say that? It’s a lie! But there is something so unexciting about watching an EPIC trailer for a thing that you know exactly how it is going to end. SPOILER ALERT: Tom Cruise doesn’t assassinate Hitler. I don’t know, this series of movies just feels so lifeless and dull to me. Did you see the last one? It should have been called Harry Potter and the Half-Awake Gabe. I guess now that I think about it, there’s lots of movies (almost all movies) where you kind of know how it is going to turn out before it’s even in theaters, but at least those movies aren’t split into two parts like some Real Housewives REUNION SPECIAL, and you do have to admit that Bethenny Getting Married? is a stupid name for a stupid show.