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Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole

You guys, I don’t want to STIR THE NEST too much, but I totally hate Nazis. Ew, they’re so gross! I’m sorry if that is hard for some of you to hear, I know it is a controversial opinion, but I also feel that it is important to be honest with each other (about our feelings about Nazis). I hate ‘em! Down with those jerks! Let me put it this way, if I was riding my bike down the street and I saw a Nazi trying to hail a cab, I would not even ring my bell as I rode a little too close to him. He would be like, “Hey, that was too close, how about some warning next time. What is that bell on your handlebars for if not to give pedestrians some kind of signal that you are approaching?!” And I would just be all like, “Sorry, Nazi!” I think the thing that I hate most about the Nazis is their tendency towards large-scale genocide. Yeah. I mean, I’m sure there’s other stuff about them that stinks, but that’s got to be right up there.

Oh, but I definitely have to pencil in a line item on my list of Reasons I Hate Those Nazis for a brand new thing that I hate about them, which is their use by the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, whoever THAT is, in an anti-gay propaganda campaign to define homosexuals as inhuman monsters:

Wow! Wowowowowowow! What a fucking piece of shit! Unbelievable! If there was some kind of star-based rating scale for dangerously deluded human garbage I would give this guy FOUR STARS. I know this is going to get convoluted and confusing, but due to his exemplary work to demonize and vilify a group of fellow human beings, I am making the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer AN HONORARY NAZI! (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)