That’s Your Boyfriend: Australian Dog Enthusiast

Sometimes, your boyfriend will do his “dog impression” when he’s telling a story that doesn’t involve dogs at all, for example a story about waiting in line at Dimmeys & Forges, and you’ll ask him, you’ll say: “Michael, was there a rabid dog in Dimmeys & Forges?” And he’ll say, “What, no, I’m just telling a story.” And you’ll say, “Oh, Michael.” (Via WarmingGlow.)