I think I have said enough for one year. So let’s just get to this. After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of this week’s Sean Hannity Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
Ed. note: so, Notsewfast and Steve Winwood aren’t allowed to be in the same room together, right? Because their polarizing powers of vote accumulation would rip the fabric of existence to shreds? BE CAREFUL!
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
Ed. note: well played everyone. You managed to contain Steve Winwood to just the second and third lowest comments of the week. Sad news for Steve’s attempts to shoot the moon and get all the downvotes, but that is how games are played.
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
Ed. note: See above. Winners all over the place.
This Week’s Editor’s Choice
Ed. note: if I could, I would award the entire Ellen DeGeneres Fun Facts thread, but I did that last week, and these rules are real and exist and have to be taken seriously. So, good work, lizzing, one might even say great work, but everyone who commented on that thread should know that it was only because of make-believe rules that I made up myself and am under absolutely no actual obligation to follow that kept you from being the winner.