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The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Sean Hannity Is A Feminine Hygiene Product

With all of the talk about Glenn Beck over the past year, people have forgotten that some assholes have been consistently awful FOR YEARS. Do you think in the FOX News cafeteria that Sean Hannity slaps Glenn Beck’s lunch tray out of his hand, and orders him to sit in the trash can? “Out of my way, frosh!” Anyway, obviously, we know what Sean Hannity’s book, Conservative Victory is thinking. It’s thinking: “I’m an intellectually bankrupt appeal to the virulent hotheads of a fractured political base for whom I have absolutely no respect created by a vapid moronic millionaire in an attempt for that same vapid moronic millionaire to build a heliport on the roof of his country home pool house.” BUT WHAT ARE THE DOUCHES THINKING?

The winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, because THAT is fair and balanced. (Sorry.) (Photo via BuzzFeed.)