Tron 2: Full Throttle Legacy Is Going To Have A Terrible Exposition

Tron 2: The Edge of Legacy trailer, you guys:

Huh. Maybe they should have just stuck with the teaser trailer. That one had a lot more cool motorcycle rides and a lot fewer man-to-man talks and uses of the word “kiddo.” The teaser trailer also focused on how this movie was going to make sweet love to your nerd eyes, and didn’t bother with the suggestions that this movie was actually going to take itself so seriously as to imply that somehow beating a 30-year-old arcade game from the inside would CHANGE MEDICINE AND GOVERNMENT FOREVER. Also, I love to be as excited and action-packed as the next guy (no speedo), but Sam needs to be much more careful how he takes the exit ramp off the highway on his motorcycle! That is just too dangerous, and completely unnecessary! You should put your turn signal on 100 feet before the exit and safely make your way into the correct lane. I don’t care how much this shows you’re going to be great at lazer-cycle racing, or whatever, mister, you are in the human world for the time being, and you will ride your motorcycle with respect for your safety as well as the safety of your fellow drivers.

But my absolute favorite part of the Tron: Book of Legacy trailer? “I was paged last night.” 20100000000!