I Made A Poster For Big Momma’s House 3

Hollywood, known for its thoughtful decisions and its elevation of art above commerce, has decided to move ahead with a third entry in the Big Momma’s House saga. Good call, guys. Very brave. From Variety (via FilmDrunk):

Martin Lawrence is returning to his signature comedy franchise ‘Big Momma’s House,” and will be joined by Brandon T. Jackson. In the latest adventure, FBI Agent Malcolm Turner and his 17-year-old nephew, Trent, go undercover at an all-girls performing arts school after Trent witnesses a murder. Posing as Big Momma and Charmaine, they must find the murderer before he finds them.”

That is a gripping plot for what I am sure will be a movie that is equally as exciting as it is funny. The line at your local Fandango is probably already around the block (“OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!”). Since a movie poster doesn’t exist for this movie yet, I made one myself, because that is how the Internet works. It’s called a flash mob, and it’s huge right now. My poster for Big Momma’s House 3 after the jump.

I think what I like best about my poster is how much it looks like a real movie poster you would see at a normal movie theater. If anything, it’s TOO much like all the other movie posters you see all the time.