Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time Continues To Be So Confusing

A new Prince of Persia: Sands of Time trailer, you guys:

This might be even worse than the first trailer! Watching this trailer, I think I finally understand how people who have never seen Lost must feel when their friends talk about Lost. “See, there’s this prince and he’s got this dagger, right? But the question isn’t what is the deal with the dagger, the question is WHEN is the deal with the dagger. Because the dagger…well, at least I think the dagger…it’s a magic dagger. OK. And the dagger is in a wheelchair, well, the dagger used to be in a wheelchair, but then the dagger’s dad threw it out the window. Anyway, he’s got to get to the tower before a snake bites him, and if he gets there right at midnight then Oceanic Camel 815 will never have gotten thirsty in the desert. WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE DESERT.” “I think I get it, but here’s my only question: when does the prince SHUT UP?”

That is just a typical conversation between two normal people who definitely exist.