Martha Stewart Pole Dances. The End.

After the jump, I have a clip from the Martha Stewart Living show in which Martha Stewart pole dances. For those of you who do not know who Martha Stewart is, she is a 68-year-old ex-convict business magnate who (probably) suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder, makes her own Christmas ornaments, breeds her own pets (using her womb so that there are no mistakes), and spits most bites of food into her napkin lest she die from disappointment. And in this clip she is all of those things, twirling around a pole like she’s a 17-year-old runaway working at a nightclub near the airport. I just wanted to make sure we were very clear on what happens in the clip that you can see after the jump. I would hate for someone to click through and say “Hey, I didn’t want or expect to see a clip of a 68-year-old ex-convict businesswoman known for impossibly perfect pastry doing a pole dance” just because I had failed to be clear enough on what was going to happen when they clicked through.

So, are we clear now? Jump = Martha Stewart + Pole Dance.


You can tell from the way she moves that someone has been to prison! (Via WarmingGlow.)