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Notable Asshole Pat Robertson Says Haiti Made A Deal WIth The Devil

I know that God didn’t make no junk, but he kind of made some junk. What is wrong with this guy? For someone who claims to know so much about hell, he is not being very careful in terms of trying not to get sent there. Or am I wrong about hell. Isn’t that where terrible, hateful, dangerous assholes who dedicate their lives to evil go? Meanwhile:

In a statement on its Web site, the Christian Broadcasting Network said Robertson was speaking objectively about Haiti’s history that has led “countless scholars and religious figures over the centuries to believe the country is cursed.

I’m sure he was just being very objective. He’s basically a historian. When you think of Pat Robertson, the first thing you think of is Objective Historian, and everything else (hatemonger, nightmare) comes after. Although, I’m pretty sure the number of scholars and religious figures who believe that Haiti is cursed is far from “countless.” I feel like the number of scholars and religious figures who believe that Haiti, a “country” whose geopolitical borders are a man-made invention little more than 200 years old is CURSED by THE DEVIL is very, very countable. Probably on fewer than two hands.

Pat Robertson is garbage.