The Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno “feud” (for lack of a better term), which reached a high/low point today with the publication of Conan’s thoughtful, carefully outraged letter of protest, which you should read if you have not already, but obviously you have, is basically our generation’s Bubble Boy. Our collective attention hasn’t been this focused since, like, two months ago, or whenever that thing happened. (R.I.P. Richard Heene!) So, what better time than to channel those energies into the Videogum Caption Contest. There will be plenty of time to get back to videos of Unicorn Samurai tomorrow. For now, there is only this. And Channing Tatum’s DICK, but about that I remain FOREVER SILENT.
Post your comments after the jump. “Winner” receives special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Wow!