Obviously, I don’t read the New York Times wedding announcements, because I’m a MAN, so I am immune to the CHARMING STORIES and LOVABLE ANECDOTES of people who LOVE and CHERISH each other. But this one is pretty good. I always cry at a photobomb. Someone sent it to me, probably. I am sure that there is no way that I saw this at brunch yesterday while I was reading the actual “Vows” section over eggs and mimosas and pointed this out to a friend. Impossible. If that were true, then I would know that the main Vow of the week featured two charming nerds who had been off and on for 20 years and had their wedding celebration at an orphanage in Calcutta, and since I almost certainly don’t know that, since those words mean nothing to me and don’t warm my heart (what heart?), then it is clear to you and everyone else that this was clearly sent to me by someone else, someone who does read the Vows section, probably a woman, or a man with very little upper-body strength. In any case, congratulations (am I doing this right?) to Jessie Fuller and Buck Rodgers (really? Buck Rodgers?) on their love and also their wedding and also their loose connection to a celebrity. To quote a friend, “the only good thing to come out of What Happens in Rome.” You can watch their Vows video, also featuring Ferrell, here. And you can click through to enlarge here.