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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat Room, originally set up last winter for the 2009 Academy Award Video Pizza Party, and lying dormant, empty and silent ever since. Until now. Now there’s monsters in there all the time! It’s like that secret room in Harry Potter that you can only find if you are a nerd. You should check it out, if you want. Or don’t. This is America, it’s up to you. Put it in your pocket for later. Whatever. But this is a weekly feature highlighting the week’s best comments, not the week’s best chat rooms, and so:

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5

Not really. But I do really want to put farts in his puppets.

Posted by: superglue in response to What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham
Score = 62

[Ed. note: this is a really funny comment, but it demands context, so I figured I would provide it so everyone can enjoy at their leisure. Superglue originally commented “I’m going to buy tickets to his next comedy show, sneak backstage and fill all of his puppets with farts,” to which Sarcastically Misunderstood replied “Do you really want to put money into his pocket?” and then this. Lots Of Love.]

#3

…AND IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY SNUGGIE

Posted by: HarshBrowns in response to The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago
Score = 73

#2

When the producer behind the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the man who gave LARRY THE CABLE GUY a job, criticizes you for not telling enough professional-level jokes, you have got some serious fucking problems.

Posted by: kiss the pan in response to What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham
Score = 77

#1

4 Stomachs and a Funeral

Posted by: paperstreetsoap in response to Best New Party Game 11
Score = 82

[Ed. note: wasn’t #cowfilms the best, you guys? Y/Y? Yes. I’m still thinking about #cowfilms. I wish #cowfilms was my dad.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

First!

Posted by: Nowak Attack in response to We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five
Score = -18

[Ed. note: I think it is a sign of how much the monsters have been mashing these days that the lowest rated comment is not only the definition of innocuous, but it’s not even very low rated. Look at you guys! And who said monsters could never get along? (This guy did, but who cares about him.)]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

I hope he’s not going to be forced into taking bad roles just to pay the bills.

Posted by: whoa! in response to CNN Says That Nicolas Cage Says That He Is Broke

[Ed. note: This is funny because Nicolas Cage, the pauper, has made a lot of really awful movies.]