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The Creepy “Pretty Woman” Guy Is The Roman Polanski Of YouTube?

Remember this guy?

Goosebumps! I’ve got goosebumps all over! And I’m vomiting!

Now, we learned months ago that there is no such thing as a free laugh on the Internet. So almost as quickly as we discovered the creepy old man signing “Pretty Woman” on YouTube, we discovered that the creepy old man was on the registered sex offenders list. Yikes. Well, it seemed too good to be true. A creep on the Internet who is somehow not actually a creep? C’mon son!

But now the creepy old man has been placed in jail, in part due to his “Pretty Woman” video.

It’s a combination of the video and the whole, you know, being on the registered sex offenders list.

Which is why, at least according to this video, uploaded on Edarem’s own account, we need to FREE HIM!

Now, I don’t know what Edarem’s original offense was, and I’m not in any position to say whether or not he belongs in jail. Just as I believe Edarem does not know who is watching his videos, and is in no position to call people “fans.” But I do know this:

YOUTUBE RUINS LIVES.

Shut it down. Shut it all down. (Thanks for the tip, Elaine.)