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That’s Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby*

I’m sure that his sensitivity has opened him up to you emotionally and sexually in ways that you’ve never experienced with your previous lovers. But he needs to grow a pair if he’s ever going to GET THAT MONEY. Who is going to pay for your fancy dates? Waiter, we are going to need another Tiramisu, this one is soaked with (his) tears!

*Sarcasm.