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Uh Oh, We Missed Global Hand Washing Day

Wait, Global Hand Washing Day was YESTERDAY?! How could we have missed it?! I would totally have washed my hands at some point yesterday, if only I had known. You would think that the traditional Global Hand Washing Day Dance would have helped remind us better.

Doot-de-doot-de-doot-de-doo, says the magical soap hand cloud drop man! (LOOK OUT, SNIPER FIRE!)

Goddamned Bubble Boy. This is his fault. First he caused the international economic collapse, then he hid in the attic “for the show,” and now this. WELL DONE, BUBBLE BOY. Bubble Boy ruins everything. (Thanks for the tip, Jessica.)