Videogum’s Teen Korner: Get Bully Smart

What’s happenin’, dogs! You down with OPP?

Cool guys. Cooler girls. Let’s rap for a second. I know that no one understands what it’s like. Your parents DEFINITELY don’t understand. Your teachers TOTALLY don’t get it. Even with some of your friends it’s just like, duh, hello, McFly! I’m talking, of course, about bullies. And it’s not like you don’t have plenty of other stuff going on, like hormones and college application essays and experimental bisexuality. Jak and Dexter! The important thing is that you stay in school. And the second most important thing is that you learn how to protect yourself from these bullies! You’re not a chicken, they are turkeys.

After the jump, I’ve got a pretty important video that’s going to show you all the tips you need to know to thwart a BULLYTACK (that’s short for Bully Attack).

It is important to not wear clothing that makes you look like you are in a gang (of nerds?). And instead of punching people, ROUNDHOUSE ELBOW THEM IN THE FACE. It is a fact that this is a great deterrent against both bullies and the Yakuza.

And that’s fresh!