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That’s Your Boyfriend: California Raisin Face Paint Guy

HOLY. SHIT.

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE NIGHTMAREVINE!

Have you ever barfed so much that you couldn’t barf anymore and you’re just kneeling there over the toilet drawing up thin strands of hot, yellow bile, FROM YOUR EYES?

Somehow this is worse than blackface. I’m disappointed in you. For dating and loving and constantly having athletic sex with this man.