Videogum: California Edition

Hey, you guys, I just wanted to give you a heads up that I am in Los Angeles, California for a few days to meet with the President of Entertainment. If things go as I expect they will, he’ll probably put me in charge of everything. “What do you mean, you don’t think Marg Helgenberger is the best actress to play Lois Lane Jr. in the upcoming Dax Shepard Superman: Babies spin-off reboot tent-pole franchise? I’ve already given it the green light, you’re fired. [Pulls Bluetooth earpiece out of ear and throws it in disgust onto the plate with the remains of his cocaine omelet].”

Just kidding. I’m mostly meeting with Southern California’s Regional Manager of the Lawnmower Man to talk about the future of making all the phones in the world ring in unison. But that means that posting will be light until Thursday, when it will be back to normal. There will be posting, it will just be light. Sometimes maybe very light?! I don’t know. Stay strong! We can still do this! Let’s paint, exercise, and be in California for a few days.