There Is Almost Certainly No Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape

Some Canadian gossip website is spreading the rumor that there is a sex tape featuring Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. Having sex. With each other. Well, there probably isn’t one. Those are supposed to be screengrabs from the video? That an anonymous source sent in? Because those images could literally be anyone. But this is how the Internet sausage is made. We should start our own rumor! What would it be? I have no idea. I’m sure that it would involve Dax Shepard (duh), but that’s about as far as I get. Please submit your Dax Shepard scurrilous Internet rumor suggestions in the comments.