Probably The Wisest Investment

This is how dreams are made! From Craigslist:

Sure! Now you’re a Hollywood millionaire. Just send all your money to [email protected] and wait for Jerry Bruckheimer to call you.

“Congratulations, we’re equals.”
–Jerry Bruckheimer

Now that you’ve wisely invested your children’s college funds into a super reasonable business venture that’s just like how Steven Spielberg does it, it’s time to take a look at the project itself:

You can FUHGETTABOUT your old life. Now you are a fat cat, sleeping on a bed of Fandango money just like Dax Shepard.