You Guys, We Should Buy More Caterpillers. Or Kimbo Slice. Or Something.

OK, let’s try this again. So, imagine that this caterpillar is your identity, and Kimbo Slice is a cyber-criminal who wants to do something bad to it. Your computer is a pool of syrup and your keyboard is your high school sweetheart. You can either choose to have your goblins turned into ice cream pizza or you can ping pong ice skate mythology, what would you confound? With the new mid-century Dutch furniture-building tradition, you can ensure that your pool of syrup never gets Harry Pottered and all of your eczema is dry and perfume. Buy more seedless grapes!