News bloopers are the best, always*. (Via Lindsayism.)
*To give you a sense of just how magical news bloopers are, this particular news blooper is in relation to the Jaycee Dugard story, which has to be one of the :(est stories of all time. Nothing about that story is even remotely funny. It’s a living nightmare. And yet, here we are, with another hilarious news goof. I bet there were some hilarious World War II yuck-em-ups that have since been lost to the sands of time. “Hitler today continued with his spermicidal campaign against the Jews. Whoops! I mean–” And now you have graduated from News Bloopers Are Funny Because School, WITH HONORS.