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Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jay Leno Does Not Save Lives

The last time I wrote about Jay Leno a bunch of people rushed to his defense like an enraged pack of Mrs. Lenos. Relax, you guys. Jay Leno has over one million dollars, twice as many fans, and an airplane hangar full of obnoxious cars. He doesn’t care about what anyone on the Internet* has to say about him, and he certainly doesn’t need you guys to take his side. Hush now. In any case, I do think that there is one thing that we can all agree on, and that is that Jay Leno is not a substitute for a healthy diet and exercise.

Oh, and even if laughter was the best medicine–which it is not, medicine is the best medicine–Jay Leno would be a placebo at best. Sugar pill. Horrible horrible sugar pill. Spit it out. Yuck. (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)

*Outside of http://www.jaylenosgarage.com, the one True Site.