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Bad Idea Jeans, LITERALLY

Obviously, these are your pants. You wear them on your body. People see you in them and they’re like “of course he/she is wearing those pants. It makes sense when you think about it. The part I don’t understand is why they seem so confident.” In the morning you’re like “Am I going to wear my action pants today, or my quackers?”

PATENT PENDING. (Thanks for the tip, Anna.)