Wussup ninja turtles,
You’re not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it’s a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor Lautner is in it, and um, HELLO, MCFLY, he like totally talks about his character and all the emotional depths and everything. Crystal Pepsi! It’s like, Excuse me, Mr. Lautner, could you stop talking for a second so that I can put my eyes back in my head and also clean my jaw off the floor.
Some of the footage in the new trailer is totes old, like how grandpas and teachers are old. But some of it is supes new, and it just is so exciting. Bam Margera. MOM, GET OUT OF HERE, NO MOMS ALLOWED. I hope you guys brought a fresh pair of pants, because this is the whole reason that our bodies are changing.
OH MY G, DID YOU SEE THAT? BELLA WAS LIKE “SHOVE,” AND THE WEREWOLVES WERE LIKE “HAHA,” AND TAYLOR LAUTNER WAS LIKE “THE LENGTH OF MY HAIR MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO PLACE ANY OF THIS FOOTAGE INTO ANY TYPE OF CHRONOLOGICAL CONTEXT.”
“New Moon is a lot more complicated than Twilight was.”
–Taylor Lautner’s Tombstone*
I’m tearing down all of my Nick Cannon posters, and I am putting up New Moon posters. Because I’m wild’n out over this.
*Mega JK, we will all live forever.