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The Greatest Fight Scene Of All Time

The only thing to really do with this is set it up: the following is a scene from ABC Family’s new gymnastics-themed show, Make It Or Break It, which based on this scene appears to be a documentary about what life is really like on the streets. The main characters were minding their own business in a gas station parking lot when they were accosted by a gang of thugs. At first, it seems like these “defenseless” young women are in trouble. They’re outnumbered and physically outclassed by this swarthy (neck tattoo!) gang of amoral troublemakers. But the girls know how to defend themselves.

Kind of.

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone’s face
I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
Top that, stop that
I don’t really give a about tryin to top that
Top that, stop that
I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
Whats this, stop that
What gives, stop that
I don’t really give a about tryin to top that
Top that, big deal
Top that, unreal
You can try until you’re blue
I will make a fool of you
TOP THAT

(Via WarmingGlow.)