Ha Ha Ha, WHAT?

Must see TV, you guys. From Page Six:

Wendy Maguire, mother of “Spider-Man” Tobey Maguire, is about to become a reality TV star — along with Tobey’s younger brother, Weston, 15 — in “Growing Up Maguire.” Bob DeBrino — who produced “Find Me Guilty,” directed by Sidney Lumet and starring Vin Diesel — plans to show how Wendy, a single mother, sacrifices to shield her children from the downside of the entertainment industry. Weston — who rides motocross, skateboards and snowboards — will provide plenty of action.

We’re gonna need a bigger DVR!

Sometimes it’s like the TV can just see right into my heart! How else does it always know what I want* before even I do?!