Duh Aficionado Magazine: Michael Bay Belongs In Jail

For so many reasons. But also for this reason: Megan Fox tells the story of their first meeting (via FilmDrunk):

The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were shooting this club scene, and they brought me in, and I was wearing a stars and stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels. And they took me to Mike and he approved it. And they said, ‘You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand.’ So his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet. And that’s… At 15 and I was in tenth grade. So that’s sort of a microcosm of how Bay’s mind works.

Oh jeez. “He approved it” is the new grossest sentence. This whole story is like Capturing the Friedmans, but with less horrifying psychic trauma and unanswered questions ripping a family apart from the inside, and more ‘SPLOSIONS.

Video evidence after the jump, in the event that you would also like to go to jail.

Yup. It happened. They’re all yours, Warden.