OK, I Give Up, Michael Jackson Memorial Open Thread (Right On Time)

It seems like the whole world has stopped. And sure, the speeches are over, and Andy Milonakis has already performed, but they are only just wheeling the solid gold coffin out of the Staples Center now, so it doesn’t feel like things are going to pick up anytime soon.

Leave your thoughts here, if you have them. I know that you were watching. Michael Jackson Memorial Service post-mortem. (Sorry.)