True Blood Season 2: Now With Worse Accents!

Here’s a special preview clip from the upcoming second season of True Blood (June 14 on HBO), you guys:

Man, I forgot about those accents. Did they somehow get worse? I think they got worse. This clip is bringing back a whole flood of terrible memories. Remember when Jason Stackhouse got that dangerous vampire boner? Remember how Sam turns into a puppy? Remember THAT PIE?! I wonder how they’re going to turn the introduction of a Pan’s Labyrinth monster into some kind of heavy-handed but deeply flawed to the point of hilarity metaphor for some underprivileged group.

Can hardly wait.