Cops: For Kids Is My New Favorite Show

It’s cool because it’s, like, there’s actually a lot thrown in there that goes right over the kids’ heads but keeps the parents watching too, you know? In last week’s episode, for example, this penguin was about to frisk a lion, which is one of little Brian’s favorite parts of the show, but first the penguin asked if there were any needles in the lion’s pockets that the penguin might accidentally jab himself with and give him AIDS. So we both had something to laugh at. (Thanks for the tip, Drew.)