Valentine’s/Tax Day Just Around The Corner

It’s like Benjamin Franklin said, “In this world nothing is certain but death and so many samurai swords.”

Oh man. My girlfriend and I have the same argument every year.

Her: Girl stuff.
Me: Guy stuff.
Her: Guy stuff?
Me: We’ve both said some things we probably wish we could take back. Here, I traded our car for a VCR and a pendant.

Classic argument. She’s from Venus, you know. Thanks for the tip, Joe.