Happy First Internetiversary, Sexman

On the one hand, I can’t believe it’s already been a year since we first met Sexman, and on the other hand I can’t believe it’s ONLY been a year since we first met Sexman. Kid is of the ages. Normally, on an occasion I’d be tempted to give him some kind of accolade or reward for all his hard work. But if what he’s saying is true, if Sexman has actually racked up more than six million views and 15,000 subscribers over the past year, he doesn’t need what I can offer. So I will just leave him with this: CAREFUL ABOUT THAT SUN, BABY ICARUS.