Kids Impersonate Beastmaster The Darndest Things

Man, that little kid is really on his grind. First young Jean Claude Van Damme and now this? If the internet was the Chocolate Factory, this kid would be Charlie. Your keys, sir:

What is up with all these adults, though? Get it together, you guys. This is like the viral video equivalent of Michael Lee’s family on The Wire. Eventually, when Lil’ Jean Claude Van Damme gets tired of having to carry everyone all the time, he’s going to pay Chris Partlow to SPOILER them to death. I’ll bring the milk crate and the nail-gun.