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Soulja Boy Takes Us To Soulja Boy School

In his newest vlog series, Soulja Boy has generously decided to share his wisdom on how to become successful in the music game with us.

So, the most important thing to remember if you want to succeed is to be Soulja Boy? Or buy his cartoon on iTunes? I’m pretty sure this is what Malcolm Gladwell was talking about. Fucking hate this guy, with his stupid arrogance and his Trapper Keeper full of printed out “Soulja Boy” google alerts that some sad record company intern had to make for him. And that part when he answers the phone by telling the person to just call back later and hangs up? That’s so obviously Arab calling from right outside the door, trying to make Doctor Soulja Millionaire, or WHATEVER THE FUCK, look important. Gross. Splash some cold water on your face, Soulja Boy, you’re on the internet.

I want to take Soulja Boy to Shut Up school, taught by Professor My Fist.