That’s Your Boyfriend: J Smoov

(via Rob Huebel)

At first you kind of liked making the videos with him. It was definitely “outside your comfort zone,” but that was part of the excitement. You felt a little weird having so many other people in the room watching, but that seemed to be the way these videos were done, and no one else appeared bothered by it, so who were you to say anything. After the first couple months of the relationship, you were talking to a friend on the phone, and you described the videos as “sexual Cirque du Soleil. Karen, you wouldn’t believe it.”

Then one day someone at work forwarded you the Pretty Ricky video, and although you haven’t been able to bring yourself to break up with J, you can’t help shake the feeling that when he sees you, all he sees is an ottoman.