You’re Going To Love Vince Offer’s Nuts (Nullus)

OK, at this point Vince Offer (ShamWow) is just fucking with us.

(thanks for the tip, Edith)

Incredible. Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore.

I love that he’s in a kitchen but still wearing a headset. I think it’s code for something. I want this to be my ringtone, the whole thing. It will take me two and a half minutes to answer the phone, but it will be hilarious.