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You Can Make It Up: Heidi And Spencer Confront A Nation Ecstatic Over Obama’s Win

Heidi put on her trashiest outfit and Spencer combed his beard. Hand in hand, they went out to some children’s hospital, or a Taco Bell, or whatever, to perform one of their usual staged photo ops for the paparazzi. But no one showed up. Because no one gives a fuck. Not anymore.

The end.