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Is Push The Next Heat? (Push Is Not The Next Heat)

Move over dream cast of Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. DAKOTA FANNING AND DJIMON HOUNSOU together in THE SAME MOVIE?!! Push trailer, you guys:

Um, I already don’t watch Heroes and I can not do that for free. STRIKE ONE, Push. But lots of people do watch that show, so maybe they want to spend 10 dollars to see what that show would look like if it had the guy from the Fantastic Four movies. Here’s a pro-tip, though, Hollywood. If your movie requires five minutes of intricate narration in the TRAILER, then you should PUT THAT MOVIE IN THE GARBAGE and START A NEW ONE. Did we learn nothing from Jumper? (We learned nothing from Jumper.)