That’s Your Boyfriend: Wait, OK, Well, One Of These Guys Is Your Boyfriend

I’m not sure who is your boyfriend more. Is it one of these lobster-bodied professional sauna competitors (so, that’s a thing), or is it professional sauna enthusiast Toni Aauer?

Yeah, no, professional sauna enthusiast Toni Aauer is definitely your boyfriend. Just to clarify, your boyfriend isn’t the guy whose hobby is to sit in a 225 degree sauna. It’s the guy who’s hobby it is to go watch the guy who sits in a 225 degree sauna.