Baz Luhrmann Hates Australia

Baz Luhrmann directed an advertisement for Australian tourism (via Defamer) and whoops, Australia, this is your new tourism ad:

“Australia, only go there if you’re so fucking miserable that your life is about to fall apart.”
“Australia, we have enslaved the indigenous population and send them through the night to troubled white people in need of vacations around the world with pouches of magical dream dirt and no shoes.”
“Australia, you better fuck your husband here or he’s going to leave you.”
“Australia, God’s Wellbutrin.”
“Australia, seriously, about the indigenous population. It’s horrible what we’ve done. Come here!”