This is, quite simply, the greatest television commercial of all time:
I have no idea how this ad got through the rigorous
misogyny focus grouping of Don Draper’s office, but it’s a work of genius. Because it’s true, the only person that super shitty kids who are such assholes to their parents will listen to about calcium is famed character actor Robert Loggia? Who looks like he’s about to stuff this whole breakfast in the trunk of his LeSabre? This ad is actually a little bit depressing because I know that no matter how hard I try, a million Gabes typing on a million typewriters for a million years could never come up with something this mind-blowing.