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I Got Shark Week-ed

Shark Week is just nine days away, and The Discovery Channel is pulling out all the stops to promote it this year. In addition to gigantic scary ads featuring a boy with shark teeth, they just launched a website feature where you can make yourself or your friends look like a shark. I was going to use a picture of Gabe for this, but I’m terrified of him enough as it is. So I used a picture of myself. There are several teeth to choose from — I went with the most delicate and feminine.


It doesn’t look like a shark, but if I saw it swimming toward me I would scream. Related: the sharks don’t know it’s not shark week yet.