Looks Like Someone Had 4,000 Dollars And A Video Hut Membership

Man, isn’t reality TV crazy, you guys? It’s like, what’s next? I heard in college that people were really voyeuristic. Someone should really make a low budget thriller starring Eva Mendes about it.

I’m so glad that we’re still dealing with tropes established in 1987. They should make a movie about a reality show where contestants have to come up with the most overused plot idea, and whoever’s plot idea isn’t overused enough has to kill himself on TV. It would be called The Condemned Series 7 Running Man Contenders.

In the not so distant future, I would probably watch that show, though. Unless it coincided with the new episode of MTV’s Which Of My Parents Just Used The Bathroom?