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Be The First Kid On Your Block To Kill Yourself

I don’t know how to set this up other than to say that it’s totally real:

BULLETIN: Obviously, you would be insane not to take advantage of this amazing bargain. Who wouldn’t want a .999 silver-plated commemorative September 11th 20 dollar bill with the numbers nine and 11 used to create the most moving denomination of currency ever and the twin towers set against a mirrored background much as they did that fateful day that is also actual Liberian currency that I think means you can spend this in Liberia which isn’t weird and is totally a normal thing and Liberia sounds like a totally reasonable country? But I just want to know does it come with a gun and a single bullet and a pre-written letter to my family?

Dear America,

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Hate,
Gabe.